Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
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5/5/2011
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1/30/2026 2:08 AM
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You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
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unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
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A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
CYS HOT BAIT on 1/30/2026 12:39:11 AMExpelling all these posts from Sherb's thread and putting them in a camp.
CYS HOT TAKES on 1/30/2026 12:37:42 AM
There you go Sherb, you can have your thread back.
Going to go protest!!! on 1/29/2026 8:30:09 PM
Cel is a Mossad agent. He spent years building up a loathesome online persona in order to unleash all this when the time was right, thus silencing all the people with legitimate criticism of Israel's actions out of disgust at being associated with him.
CYS HOT BAIT on 1/29/2026 7:51:50 PM
I'm not stopping what I'm doing to go on a research quest just because for some reason you've decided it's my job to come up with some essay length defense of some assholes in another country. The fact you're still whining about getting CANCELED and the mod decision to post a very simple statement of policy though, yes I do think that's worth responding to if only to underline what a lumpy skulled toddler you're being about how the site is run.
CYS HOT BAIT on 1/29/2026 7:26:32 PM
Oh sorry, got distracted by all the feminine tears streaking down over this very sore subject that's still hurting you, emotionally, over three weeks later.
Endmaster laid down guidelines on use of the hard r a long time ago that you and another poster were getting increasingly casual about ignoring. Because we never had to put up an official announcement just for you to help you read the room before doesn't mean nobody cared.
And what even is the rest of your complaint here, you're mad because "only the first time" you made a serious, non joking call for ethnic cleansing it was deleted? Well yeah, and so will any others.
Ben got a post deleted around the same time too and wasn't nearly such a bitch about it.
Endmaster laid down guidelines on use of the hard r a long time ago that you and another poster were getting increasingly casual about ignoring. Because we never had to put up an official announcement just for you to help you read the room before doesn't mean nobody cared.
And what even is the rest of your complaint here, you're mad because "only the first time" you made a serious, non joking call for ethnic cleansing it was deleted? Well yeah, and so will any others.
Ben got a post deleted around the same time too and wasn't nearly such a bitch about it.
CYS HOT BAIT on 1/29/2026 6:47:47 PM
Still crying about getting your post deleted huh.
CYS HOT BAIT on 1/29/2026 6:36:15 PM
I mean it's not really a unique take that the modern nation of Israel is cartoonishly evil and has a heavy influence on US politics, but other people can manage to express that without mouthbreathing about da Joos in a broader way.
CYS HOT BAIT on 1/29/2026 5:28:12 PM
Potentially at least two, but they're more neurotypical about it.
Going to go protest!!! on 1/29/2026 4:54:31 PM
Well, here's an article RK showed me, I guess their actions can sometimes be beneficial:
Prosecutors stunned as ICE lets suspect in $100m jewelry heist leave US
I assume the agents got a nice cut.
Prosecutors stunned as ICE lets suspect in $100m jewelry heist leave US
I assume the agents got a nice cut.
Going to go protest!!! on 1/29/2026 4:12:58 PM
Here's Cel going to work on a typical day:
Please keep him in your prayers. 😔
Please keep him in your prayers. 😔

