Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

12/29/2025 2:31 PM

EXP Points

6,352

Post Count

24976

Storygame Count

11

Duel Stats

3 wins / 13 losses

Order

Lauded Sage Exemplar

Commendations

1,066
Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this. (she drew my avatar you know!)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Posting 24971 Forum Posts Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed Given by EndMaster on 11/30/2017 - It's everything you've always wanted! Given by Gower on 03/24/2021 - "I never want to see anyone, and I never want to go anywhere or do anything.  I just want to write." - P.G. Wodehouse Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 08/14/2019 - For excellent writing, keeping the site together and generally being an excellent presence Given by Killa_Robot on 08/15/2019 - For being a net positive to the site, even while helping idiots Given by madglee on 02/16/2022 - For all your contributions to CYS Given by MadHattersDaughter on 03/11/2021 - To my BFF and our hardest working admin. Sorry about, well, you know. . . Given by mizal on 08/15/2019 - MUHAHAHAHAHA! *strokes fluffy white cat* I always knew this day would come. Given by ninjapitka on 10/22/2022 - Truly a dead site without you Given by Will11 on 01/14/2018 - For Inseperable and your other great stories

Storygames

>DEVOTION
You harvest in the Arena. Every machine needs a function, and that is yours. Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.

A Stack of Cats
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Featured Story Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter
The bean, it must be found. For MHD's Fairytales contest.

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.


Love is for the Birds
...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Silver Horn, Silver Hooves
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.



Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.

The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.

Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.

Character Creator
unpublished

If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.


Articles Written

A List of Storygames for People Who Like to Read
A list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.

CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

Recent Posts

Some thoughts on the Thunderdome on 12/29/2025 10:43:34 AM
So these last couple of weeks, I've been taking little nostalgia trips through the old Thunderdome threads. When they first started, they were just a fun idea we were trying out. It's so cool and gratifying now seeing people having so much fun with them, and that they've become such of hub of activity in the Creative Corner. It really owes so much to those of you who take the time to read and review. In the beginning of course things were a little more uneven, I was still getting a sense for what kinds of competitors and prompts worked best together, and when the 'Dome needed to be shuttered to allow attention spans time to recharge. The word limit and time limit still has a way of making things go sideways even for the veterans and I think that's what adds a lot of the appeal, giving reviewers plenty to exercise their critical thinking on and putting authors through their paces under pressure--and there are many authors who by this time have consistently proven that over any given weekend they can turn out flawed diamonds. Going forward into 2026, I'll be launching a new hub thread for the Thunderdome that will be more consistently kept as an archive, and making some minor changes to improve and streamline the whol experience. (The schedule will still have to be a little erratic, site activity comes and goes and a little more effort than you guys might think goes into keeping tabs on the pulse of things as far as the availability of interested readers.) Mostly though, I'd like to see the Thunderdome evolve into more of a workshopping environment to continue to hone author skill. Participants have proven they can come up with some inspired ideas on the fly, but the execution (by design of the format) is often lacking in one area or another. So from now on, authors will be encouraged to not just move on from a story at the end of a vote, but take some time to implement reviewer feedback or make their own desired edits for a repost and a chance at an extra commendation. Anyone inspired to not just polish, but branch and expand, would get a comm and an extra 25 points for going on to create a storygame from a Thunderdome story. And I'll need some feedback from some of you guys for this part, but I'd like to take this workshopping thing even a step further. How do we feel about making these stories available for other community members to have a go at editing or expanding? Now I don't mean as a blanket rule or anything like that, authors will always have a right to exempt their work. But in general, would those of you who duel in the 'Dome be willing to step back from your first draft when it's over and go 'hey, have at it?' (All 'inspired by' works created in this way of course will need to be fully credited to the original source.) We always have at least a couple of reviewers with strong ideas about what would improve a story, and we often have more people interested in participating as Thunderdome authors than we can possibly arrange duels for anytime soon. And this would I think, more importantly, continue to foster a healthy relationship with critical feedback, and show new authors just what's possible with extensive polishing and editing and developing an idea to the fullest. Anyway, I'm not going to be around the forum much in the next couple of weeks, but I'll be checking in to see what you all think. And when the Thunderdome relaunches in mid January, I think the bloodthirst of the crowds will be properly satisfied with the next match we have lined up.

CYS Monthly Gazette - 17 December 2025 on 12/29/2025 9:23:47 AM
If her armpits are that hairy, it seems unlikely she needs an entire raccoon for warmth. I doubt the veracity of this statement.

CYS Monthly Gazette - 17 December 2025 on 12/29/2025 9:11:22 AM
BREAKING NEWS: "Fuck Reviewers!" Gazette Staff Declares. "We Hates Them!"

CYS Monthly Gazette - 17 December 2025 on 12/29/2025 8:54:52 AM
Nobody really expects the Gazette to change for feedback, Milton lives in his office far above the regular people on the streets and doesn't interact with thread or server discussion, except, as I hear, to shout threats to crippled orphans or beat them with his gold-plated cane if they aren't selling newspapers fast enough to earn their gruel and a night on the cold floor of his rat-infested basement.

Flash Fiction on 12/29/2025 8:23:04 AM
Oh right, yeah, there's only consequences for the person being challenged in these cases if they agree to them. Otherwise the challenger is just using consequences to motivate themselves, there's never any reward in it for them. (unless it's one of the times End allows Ben to win points for minimal proof of having a pulse, because of Ben's advanced, Warden-like specialness.)

CYS Monthly Gazette - 17 December 2025 on 12/29/2025 1:07:24 AM
It's not just a you thing, Enter has brought it up before and so have I. The fancy Canva pages that look like a REAL newspaper (!!!!) are cool to look at and at this point their signature style, but a bunch of dense text in that format is not something I'm ever going to be willing to subject myself to on a phone.

CYS Monthly Gazette - 17 December 2025 on 12/28/2025 8:47:49 PM
They were probably just going off my post about the tie, didn't realize I'd skimmed past Avo's actually. But don't let me get in the way of the internal bloodfeud, you kids have fun figuring out who will run the prison.

Flash Fiction on 12/28/2025 8:39:36 PM
Yeah, being real, it was Fresh and Bezro and there was no "possibly" about it. Ben not having any knowledge is the surprising thing to me, I always assumed this was something everyone in her four servers was getting DMed about like it was a new shitty tattoo.

Flash Fiction on 12/28/2025 6:28:08 PM
Well they used a VPN, there was a lot of anecdotal reasons to believe it was Fresh with the help of somebody else though, possibly Bezro. (A possibility that Fresh herself kept coyly suggesting, but there was also something a little funny about the timing of the account's abandonment.) Y'all sure were eager to interview that guy though.

Flash Fiction on 12/28/2025 6:19:30 PM
@SpecialOlympic We are having a New Year's contest soon where Wardens can win a special prize. (Because of their advanced specialness.) You should enter, and do feel free to bet your account against beating any hated foes that might be on your mind.