Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
2/26/2026 11:49 PM
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Storygame Count
11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
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A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/26/2026 11:49:26 PMHappy early birthday.
Im new on 2/26/2026 10:59:04 PM
@stories_unwritten
@SpecialOlympic
New threat.
Im new on 2/26/2026 9:59:25 PM
Honestly, you seem like another gimmick account. We will wait to see how entertaining you make it, but the more you post without some kind of positive productive output the higher the bar gets set.
Im new on 2/26/2026 9:56:48 PM
Add Link to Existing Page and then select the End Game link. You can't publish a game within 48 hours of creating it though, and since I see you intend to post yours in multiple parts: don't do that.
You do not have a deadline, just take your time to complete your game, and proofread and polish it. I'd advise reading some other games too so you can have a better idea of what readers are looking for.
Progress Tracking on 2/26/2026 8:35:31 PM
It means your posts can't be edit locked, and you can make fixes to your games without taking them down first.
For Anyone Who Needs to Hear This... on 2/26/2026 8:21:44 PM
And lose and loose aren't even pronounced the same!
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/26/2026 8:20:48 PM
There, all better.
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/26/2026 8:14:27 PM
I was just looking out for your reputation. Word on the street is there's this "UD" kid always calling on the mods to ban people, and well, I haven't been paying much attention, but Malk has declared it to be super cringe. You can't just go running over to do what that kid wants, it'll teach him bad habits. And you don't want Malk thinking you're cringe, he's the coolest nigga here besides Endmaster, he knows the mysteries of the ancients and used to illegally climb on buildings, and gets in knife fights with French Canadians all the time.
But I tell you what, I'll edit my post.
The Review Club on 2/26/2026 8:05:11 PM
The exact dates are there when you hover your mouse over them.
Chris requested it on the evening of Jan 23rd, I don't know if that's the same as the date it was officially assigned but Malk posted his review on Feb 23rd. Which I guess means he technically may have missed the mark if he was thinking of 4 weeks as "one month" and not 28 days.
But in any case, I heard a rumor you two would be enemies from this day forth.
Fucking Genders, How Do They Work? on 2/26/2026 3:41:42 PM
Ahem. Damn this wacked out Islamifag sure did learn what a hard nigga Thara was, nobody messes with Thara for reasons totally unrelated to blatant nepotism. She sure keeps all these hoes in line.
But this thread has been pretty entertaining and I've got all this fent still in my system so I'm even crazier and can't be stopped, I'm gonna unban him.
But this thread has been pretty entertaining and I've got all this fent still in my system so I'm even crazier and can't be stopped, I'm gonna unban him.
