Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
Last Activity
2/6/2026 7:16 AM
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Storygame Count
11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
Articles Written
A List of Storygames for People Who Like to ReadA list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.
CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.
Recent Posts
The Tales of Erenel on 2/6/2026 7:13:22 AMNice! Going to be a few days before I can do any extensive reading but glad you're still trucking along at these.
Er, you might want to reconsider that title on the fourth one though, it has somewhat cursed associations with a certain former mod.
The full extent of Rooster's creativity on 2/6/2026 5:59:04 AM
Weird, why would Avo "be surprised" at whether anyone here knows you or not, and there's mentions in your profile of having been here previously? It really seemed like you were trying to heavily imply the opposite.
Something about having "done it before" when discussing writing a storygame too, or was that going back to your alleged self published stuff from middle school or whatever you were deeming to be on the level of professionally published novels?
Well anyway, looking forward to that game going up today, pretty excited to get work from such an experienced author here!
CYS HOT TAKES on 2/6/2026 12:47:42 AM
Oh never mind, Ben's take is lame after all. And here I thought he was finally being a little bit based.
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/5/2026 10:57:08 PM
I had thought this was always going to be the case honestly, I thought the rescues only pulled up to second level.
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/5/2026 10:55:20 PM
Time to tap Gower again? The few serious contenders for the top spot are usually obvious at a glance though.
(And go ahead Clayfinger, correct his spelling too, I dare you.)
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/5/2026 10:08:42 PM
Oh nice. I had assumed you'd be a judge.
End Master's Prompt Contest 5 on 2/5/2026 10:08:19 PM
What Wardens be like when faced with a call to competancy.
Going to go protest!!! on 2/5/2026 8:27:50 AM
For what it's worth I feel like I should mention (if only for the sake of kids here who probably never heard of ICE before all this) that it used to be a legitimate, much lower profile law enforecement agency with the usual mix of good and bad, there are people in ICE who joined in less lunatic times. I'm sure plenty of veteran agents were not thrilled to learn they'd be flooded with 10,000 poorly trained, barely screened MAGAtards that were going to make them synonymous with the SA for most of the country, at the same time they were dealing with major policy changes and all the other federal upheavals.
The full extent of Rooster's creativity on 2/5/2026 12:14:59 AM
I love it when the children hate each other.
I'll just say that a few things have become obvious, but we've all got things going on IRL, so just going to leave everyone to muddle their way through their retardery, write or don't write as they will, and sort the wheat from the chaff after the deadline. You guys just try not to get baited too hard in the meantime.
Not Rooster's brightest idea to ignore my question of course.
The full extent of Rooster's creativity on 2/5/2026 12:07:52 AM
Grtphon is always good for a text wall.
